overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
Now I’m just watching videos of koalas doing koala things and this
at first i was like, ok that sure sounds angry, but OH MY GOD OK OK FINE that’s accurate
I did not expect that.
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
Bruce Banner’s first line is one of reassurance and calm and then he crouches down so he can be on the young girl’s level so he’s less intimidating and will be able to help GODDDD HELP ME I LOVE BRUCE BANNER HE IS A DARLING
Do you think Steve will ever forgive himself for the fact that when he was the one falling, Bucky jumped?
when a fanfic casually drops a reference or line from the show